Wednesday, April 19, 2006

++the super-rajin

occay its funny, my working hours is until 7pm, funny kan. huh. and normally, at 6pm, i've already given up reading/dsgning/listening/trying-to-do-some-work. penat oke! and ituhlah dia tuh, bukannye takde keje sebenonye, tapi, sbb dah malas nak buat keje, maka, dtglah keje2 tak berpekdah sebegini ghoper. huhu.


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Has1fah!

  1. Has1fah can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
  2. Has1fah can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
  3. If you kiss has1fah for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  4. Has1fah is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
  5. Without has1fah, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
  6. Has1fah is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
  7. Has1fah once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  8. Only one person in two billion will live to be has1fah.
  9. Has1fah cannot swim.
  10. Has1fah was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
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ngahahahahhahaha suke betol aku buat memende fani mcm ni. mmg la takde betolnye. tapi, sukesuke membuang mase ni mmg bes. i mean, has1fah can eat up to 4kilos of insect in one single nite the hell????? jgn kate makan, terpegang pon aku dah jerit satu kg pasir ambor ble dgr hoke =))
adui adui sukenyer memende tak berpekdah ni.. if yu kiss has1fah for 1 min, yu can burn up to 6/7 calories?? my god, tepaksele org2 gemok cion saye yer :"> *blushes*
tegolek2 tegelakkan has1fah is the only 7 wonders yg kekal? =))

and i found this too:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yance!

  1. US gold coins used to say 'In yance we trust'.
  2. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of yance!
  3. Yance can smell some things up to six miles away.
  4. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of yance every year.
  5. If the annual Australian yance crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
  6. Yance can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
  7. Yance has 118 ridges around the edge.
  8. Donald Duck's middle name is yance.
  9. Yance is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than yance.
  10. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from yance.
I am interested in - do tell me about
yance can clean his ears with his tongue??? ouch ituh sahngat mentakotkan hokeyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

and yup, kawan2ku, aku dah search semua name korang and gelak goleng2 sa-org diri =))
1. yu burn more calories sleeping than yu do watching haliza =)) [eja, sadis ok!]
2. some hotels in las vegas has rohanizah floating in their swimming pools [pejadahhhhhhhh=))]
3. If you cut laily in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have. [hohoho power minah nih!]
4. The average duration of sexual intercourse for siti suraya is two minutes. [woups sue.. aku gelak bley? ko jgn bengkeng2 ya. rakos giler!]
5. imah punyer paling bes =)) Fatimah has a bifurcated penis. =)) Every day in the UK, four people die putting fatimah on!=)) Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and fatimah are all berries. =))

byk lagi nih, semua org aku try. ah try ah sendiri. layankan aje time2 boring.

*i changed all the 'i' s in my name to '1' for security reason.

currently listening to: fall out boy - dance dance
currently feeling: lapar walopon makan 2 bongkos nasi lemak :-"

12 comments:

hh said...

Pacman was originally called sifahman

melloyz said...

i sungguh rase terhina .. hahahaha

Anonymous said...

ahahah
imah punye mmg lawakkkk
tatahann akuuuu

mynameislina said...

ermm...nak try gak aaa...tgk bosan gila kat off ni...

hh said...

imah: sumimasenggggggg =)) gelak lagi skali...
owwe: Farah nadia is the world's largest rodent. [rodent=binatang yg mengunggis????] oke, aku takot ngan kauk !!!! :))
lina: sile try silekan samesame buat keje tak berpekdah :))

Anonymous said...

owwek-chan.. saya setuju dgn kamu.. mmg takleh lawan imahan nye ;))

hh said...

ituhla pasal... fatimah power =))

Anonymous said...

tak larat tgk o'a nyer..nih yg terasa nk pegi las vegas and tgk o'a floating kt swimming pool...
mmg gilak la kauk cikpah...

hh said...

tuhla aku dok tebayangkan oa floating, ngeri giler weyh :))
[A lump of azna the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!] sounds like ko pon sa-orang yg mengerikan juwe :))

naiza said...

ko memang tade keje wei.. hahaha..

imah.. aku sungguh tak sangka.. wahhaaa

hh said...

ngahahahhaha naiza.. baik ko gi try your name lawak dowwwwwwwww

melloyz said...

opismate aku dah la cakap aku suke tgk cete hentai x hentai .. iskh iksh iksh .. sungguh trehina