++the neighbourhoOOood

woOOOOOOOOOOOOooot
kohkohkohkohkoh, i cant find me-self standing after reading. gelak sakan.
*no, i'm not the one posting this and no, the publisher wasnt referring to me, i didnot cook pagi2 buta nor magrib time. i just found it. and snapped it.

currently listening to:
currently feeling:
i wanna be:

++the one that collapsed.

las saturday, we went to fuad's to watch liverpool. no, i'm not gonna write about bola. i'm a kaki bangku girl. rite after the match, i think 30mins after that, there was another match. chelsea vs reading. by 2nd half, i felt sleepy already and went back to sleep [i loathe chelsea, and chelsea's fan ;)). diorg mcm berlagak. hehe. harap2 takde penyokong chelsea kat sini kihkihkihhh], butthen, the room was locked from inside, so, i went back to fuad's to watch the whole game lah. lucky me, because, that game, turned out to be a fantastic game instead. hehehe, so much for my happy weekend.

both team ade dpt red-card. ituh perkara biase lah. and chelsea's goallie injured in the first half. and then, replace with the 2nd goallie. tapik, that goallie telah jatuh pengsan pade minit2 terakhir. that's the nicest part. hehe. semorang sebok kejar bola, tgk2 goallie tu tgh baring tak bangun-bangun. saiko ah. and here comes the 2nd nicest part of all. john terry [yg main defender utk chelsea n england], telah menjadik galang ganti secare terpakse. chomel ok. ok, u didnt see which part yg comel kan? u should watch how this terry mule2 masok padang, pastu cari glove [sbb kalo main defender mane nak ade glove kan]. pastu, the comellest part was when he hesitated to hold the ball using his hand. seriyes kelaka. dia mcm pandang2 coach dia and tanye cenni ke? sure lepas ni dia rase syok gak ek jadik goallie dan terase nak jadik lagik dan lagik. kehkehkeh...
itu sahaje cerite saye :D

speaking of pengsan, i remembered during secondary school, while assemblying at our dearest basketball-court on one fine monday, my partner fell down secare tibe2. and i was shocked. popan gile ni apehal tibe2 nak tido kat sini nih? and i think i laughed. :)). hehehe, sori ye imah, aku rase lawak ah tgk ko tebaring tetibe.

*red devil ialah man u fans. yakyak.

currently listening to: snow patrol - chasing cars
currently feeling: sleepy. hari2 pon sleepy. cemane ni??
i wanna be: a songwriter. :))

++the cuppacakes by wondermilk

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owwek: mane ko dpt
owwek: cp4hhh cantiknye cupcakes tuhhh
owwek: cemane ko order?
owwek: cemane kah die kire
owwek: sungguh sweetttttt
videl80: :-" yayy
videl80: aku sweet tak?
videl80: ;))
owwek: sweet giler
owwek: rase cam nak ngorat ko
videl80: aku pon terase sgt sweet
owwek: ahahah
videl80: :))
videl80: bongokkkkkkkkkkk
[*potong*]
owwek: kau sudah menjadik promoter nih
owwek: hehehe
videl80: tuhla
videl80: bukan ko sorang
videl80: dah ramai dah aku kene terangkan ni
owwek: berape hari doh nak abiskan sume cupcakes nih
videl80: ibu2 ngandung especelinyer
videl80: penat ahkakk
owwek: ahahah
videl80: owh soalan ko sunggoh cepu
videl80: aku dan yan abiskan sekali hadap:-"

1. ayat owwe: 'rase mcm nak ngorat ko' adelah ayat paling berkuasa pade hari ini. =)). adui adui gelak dan nangis.
for those tatau, owwe ialah perempuan, owwe ialah bini orang, owwe ialah bakal jadi ibu.
lelaki tidak tau kot appreciate the way popan appreciate. sigh.

2. ye betul tuh, bukan takat si owwe, ramai giler ibu2 ngandung ngidamkan nye setelah ku bubuh sebagai gamba YM. contohnye: e'ja & intansafina. seme pakat nangis nak gak ;)) and i became a promoter un-officially. hanis of wondermilk patot kasi aku free 5 box nih.;))

3. for more details of the price n how to order, please visit: http://cuppacakes.blogspot.com

4. sometimes loves just aint enuff, eh?

currently listening to: teriyaki boys - tokyo drift
currently feeling: weird, why is it i have my 2nd pms in less than 2 weeks?
i wanna get free buffet invitation!

++the neighbour

"hello, boleh saye cakap dgn has1fah?"
"yer saye.."
"hi, saye jiran awak.. awak duk kat muti4ra kan?"
gulp. pebende ni weyyyh? *cuak*
"ha ah.. saye duduk kat situh.."
"haa.. i think i found your atm card, and other cards.. tercicir"
"hoh???" *menggelabah dan sedang menggelupur menyelongkar handbag*
"sini ade namecard awak, i think your previous company, i called them, diorg ckp yu dah benti.."
"haa.. ha ah.. dah benti.. hnm.. so, cemane ek nak jumpe u.."
"u keje mane skang?"
"d4mansara perdana"
"i pon keje d4mansara perdana gak, dekat2 ngan kodak, kat baloh tuh"
"haa ok, why not kite jumpe kat baloh lunch kang"
"i kat luar ni, nanti u call this number and see if we can see during lunch yeh."
"okaik"

1. how come i didnot realize that i was losing my cards??? this is so cruel. where's my head?
2. do not own so many cards that you yourself is forgetting of owning them.
that makes me urging for the 'mykad' newest version, where all the atms, ic, tng, lesen, kreditcard semua in one card, so i can tag it to my neck.
perhaps, kalo boleh, nak yg bleh include together the juscokad, bonuslink, mesralink, mjayakad, studentkad, or even lebrikad? [jika ada]. all together in one card. kan senang.
eh, tapi nanti akan sepi lah my new wallet ittew :-j [yg poket kad dia ade 15 tuh] [ye, aku kira oKey!] [tengs u:*]
3. i choose not to know my neighbours. tatau apsal, i dun feel like knowing each other [keji sunggoh], but now, identity revealed 8-x. padan muke aku.
4. i called the number [no.pejabat], but the person picking up said she has no idea who is calling me, and ofkos she cant give the hp number, she dunno who liao. so, aku tgh cuak lagi lah.
5. no, i rarely encounter any neighbour semase pergi dan semasa pulang dr kerja. atau semasa biasa2. jarang sahangat.
6. budak popan ofis depan mempunyai sepasang sepatu pink yg sebijik sebujut mcm sepatu saye. dan kami same2 pakai sepatu yg same hari ini.
[sebbaik tak naik lift same2 today] [yer betol, itu ialah tekuar topik]

currently listening to: my heart - acha sepriakopratasa:))
currently having a stomachache.

++the dramaqueen/s

'our eyes might be open, but we were drooling'
seriyesli, the last 3 movies i watched were like masok tinge kanan kua tinge kiri.
rite after being disqualified by the digi-officers, i went straight to the lounge where all the disqualifying contestants sleep over. they: digi-officers didnt allow us to straightly drive back home ourselves, mati accident plak kang.

and you know what, i slept really well, i mean that is one hell of a public place man![read: the lounge] and it was like 10.30 to 11.00 am when i woke up, only to find out that i was wrapped in a selimut [yg diperbuat drpd towel putih] and the guys at the counter of the lounge screamed "terima kasih, terima kasih", and u know why? bekos they watched me sleeping, freely. *BLUSHES SECARA PUKAL*
[who hell selimutkan saye ituh???]
one of the guy come over to pick back the selimut, and i runaway. was thinking, adekah aku telah meniduri secara kuak tunggang tebalik?? and watabot the snores? was there any snores? makkkkkkkkkkkkkkk maluuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!

adulaa, everybody, termasoklah penjual2 tiket wayang di kaunter tuh adalah mentengok, my tudung was everywhere [serabai], the cekop kepale was still there, but my hairs was in and out [apekah ayat ini?].
ha ha. bodoe la, cemane la ble tetido hebbat di tempat2 begini.
[eh suddenly tingat when me and imahan tido secare hebbat gak kat airport rome sbb flight adelah di subuhan, tapi tu takpa, seme org putih adalah tak kesah kot, yg nih, seme adelah org melayu! or atlis malaysian! uwaaa:((]

after washing my face, betolkan segale yg perlu dibetolkan, i went down to the watson at the curve yg berdekatan, was thinking of buying the partner-in-crime supplies of tongkat ali pawerut [10tin], eyemore for tired eyes, chewinggums.
and sikit je lagi nak membayar, then yance call me: "awakkkkkkkkk, saye tetido :((((((". uwaaaaaaaaaa, tamatlah riwayat RM10,000. tamatlah riwayat N91 aku, tamatlah riwayat T30 aku, dan tamatlah riwayat SLR aku :((. i collapsed in front of watson [roh sahaje, my body was still standing :D]

his story: he had been sleeping for an hour actually, but with drooled eyes kot, the digi-officers failed to notice, and he woke up asking the person beside him: " eh, passport aku dah kene amek ke??", and the person beside him said: "no", and he continued watching and then he fell asleep again and kantoi this time. huhuk. rugi rugi. [passport: sejenis kad yg kalo kite ialah disqualified, passport itu akan ditarik balik].
my eliminated movie was xmen, and his was after mine: taeguki. nice movies kan, tapi, kalo dah ngantuk tuh, ko kasila porn skalik pon, mmg table blah kot.

im wishing for more events like this coming up. please lah sarikat2 gegasi malaysia anjurkan, am craving for more gadgets lah.

peeps, starlight cinema sudah kembali, jom jom tido di padang lagi. [read: lotr trilogy ]
eh, didnt i mentioned that i am sick of watching movies, err atlis for this month kot :D. 22 movies in a row, and u wan make me puke kah?
ah well, starlight cinema exceptional lah.

*[trying really hard to not watch dragon tiger gate]*

currently listening to: alda - aku tak biasa
currently feeling: unhealthy

++the tirest weekend, 2nd tirest kot.

yup.. i had myself registered for a cineleisure ultimate movie marathon, on coming weekends, and winner of 72hours-non-stop movie marathon ini bakal mengdapat 10,ooo hinggit yeahhhh!!!
yippidieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
did i not hear somebody's scrreaming for being jealous? :D *bigbiggrin*

*shorten up my story*, we went to the cineleisure at 8.30am for the registration, and guess what? the reg counter open at 12noon! i tot they said its 10am?? some people even reached there at 5am, some at 6.30am, omigod!!! bersemangatlah gaban!
[read: the movie marathon is only for the first 200 lucky person to register at the cineleisure digi booth in front of cenileisure last saturday].



and while waiting for the registration counter to be open, datanglah hitz.fm cruiser tuh, lalu, ku berlarilah ke mereka. dan, setelah mengdapat beberape freebies, soalan terakhir ialah for a free tix concert of pussycat dolls, dan ku telah berjaye mendapat masok contest ini dgn berjaye membawak butang paling banyak kepada hitz.fm cruiser crew ituh, akan tetapi, para pemenang adalah kene menari gelek di atas ford cruiser itu utk membolehkan mendapat tiket. was like: shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!
i wanna run, tapi pentonton disitu suruh try aje, boleh punye, u have the asets bla blabla, *nangis nangis*. diorg jahatttttttttttttt. syhh, saye menari bersame lagu loosen up my buttons beb.
[sape gelak aku pukol sampai patah gigi!!]
*pemaluan berganda di sepanjang hujung minggu* *blind-ness* *lari keliling the curve* uhuhuhuk, semua orang yg beratur di kaunter digi ultimate movie marathon adalah mentonton. *mati*

*pemaluan-screaming turns-off*

sekarang, kite beralih pule kpd ektibiti seterusnye:
we watched one in a million: in person, kat the curve. hnm, i vote for faizal tuh kot. pawer kan.
[ade sape lagi terase mcm shafinaz n paul moss berchenta tak ek? :-j]


and, later, that nite, was invited to elly's betdey bash at royale bintang family suite. nyammm, tengs elly for the free-foods :D, free cakes nyummm sodappp, new-friends yg slamberrrr, and nice view of my office ;))
happy birthday anyways, i tot twas your fren's bash, rupe2nye it is yours. uhuhuk sori hadiah tidak semberape. :'( nextime tanak men kotak beracun dahhhhh, takotttttt :-ss. hikhik.
[dan elly adelah sgt chomel menari ballet :))]


proses peng-krimofikasi si elly :)), kiterang siap tunggu diam2 sebelom elly kua toilet nih. :-j


currently listening to: michelle branch - all you wanted
currently feeling:flu-ed

++the karam singh walia

dear hsbc, i hate you, but still, i need you. why ah?
i spent 1 hour searching for a parking yesterday, end up, i drove back to the office.
today, i succeeded wiv the parking part, but, i reached office at 3pm. good lah you.
[nasib baik personal banker itu ialah hemsem] peace:)>-

anyways, nih dpt from elle's blog, mcm kelaka anjing okessssssss

karam singh walia - ayat power1. Kemana tumpahnya kuah kalau tidak ke bawah
2. Tak lapuk dek hujan, tak lekang macam rambutan
3. Tiada rotan, pelempang berguna juga
4. Biar lambat asalkan tak cepat
5. Biar putih tulang, jangan kuning gigi :))
6. Di mana ada gula di situ adalah gula-gula :))
7. Kalah jadi abu, menang jadi arang, seri jadi abu bakar :)) 8. Carik-carik bulu ayam, lama-lama jadi shuttlecock
9. Secupak takkan jadi 18 cupak
10. Gajah mati meninggalkan gading, udang harimau mati meninggalkankulit, manusia mati meninggal dunia :))
11. Sedangkan lidah lagi tergigit, inikan pula makanan di dalam mulut. :))12. Harapkan pagar, pagar tidak boleh diharap
13. Alang-alang mandi biar guna sabun :))14. Berapa berat mata memandang, berat lagi seguni beras
15. Cubit paha kanan, paha kiri tak rasa apa-apa pun :))
16. Diam-diam ubi berisi, diam-diam orang... . bisu :))
17. Hidup segan mati di tanam :))18. Ikut hati mati, ikut rasa merasa
19. Lembu punya susu cap teko dapat nama
20. Sehari selambar benang lama-lama benang habis
21. Jika kail panjang sejengkal, beli le yang panjang sikit kalau nak ngail di laut. (beli la pukat tunda lagi baik) :))
22. Hendak seribu daya, tak hendak tak apa :))23. Membujur lalu melintang pukang
24. Hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di negeri sendiri, lebih baik hari tak hujan
25. Sebab pulut santan binasa, sebab mulut habis pulut
26. Kecil-kecil cili padi, kecil lagi biji cili
27. Kalau sudi katakan sudi, kalau tak sudi boleh blah!!

currently listening to: i miss you - blink 182
currently feeling: down

++the between ups n downs

greys anatomy adalah citer pasal budak2 surgical interns kat Seattle Grace Hospital.
sape2 yg tgk and ikot, misti tau dr. miranda bailey- yg di assigned jadik diorg nyer surgical resident [aka evaluator diorg ah]. so semua budak2 intern nih adalah takot same dr bailey yg cam garang n nazi nih.
one of the intern: dr o'malley, yg biasenye dipanggil george tuh adalah yg paling clumsy atau paling lawak bongok ni, dia telah disuatu operation nih bersame2 dgn dr bailey nih. dan beginilah kesahnye itu..

dr. bailey said: 'do not kick me ' [muke mcm marah nih]
george said: 'excuse me??! ' [muke plak muke: lu apahalll??]
dr. bailey said: 'are u kicking me under the table o'malley? '
george said: 'no!~ ' [dgn muke bengang gileee]
dr. bailey said: 'then clearly, i wasnt talking to you.. '
:))))))))) gelak gile.
then dr. bailey mcm straigtening her body, sambil bercakap kpd perotnye:
'you cannot kick me while i'm doing my job. '
=)).
george george. lawak la dia ni.
ade one part, mak meredith [dr.grey] adalah dtg hospital ni, ditahan di wad sbb penyakit senile dia ni.. lalu george ni di assign utk jage dia.
starting from seeing him in first sight lagi si george ni asek2 kene marah oleh mak meredith. pasal apa? sbb muke dia mcm muke husband dia aka bapak meredith. :))
si george gi tanye ngan dr.webber [boss segale surgical resident] betolke muke dia mcm muke bapak meredith?
then si webber nih garu2 dagu sambil pandang george atas bawah:
ha ah la, muke ko mcm muke bapak meredith. :))
seriyes lawak kalo korang tgk cemane wajah george mase ni.
'i am meredith's father :-??'

grey's anatomy did made the nite, but whatabot the day? huks, sad again.
currently listening to: krisdayanti - ku tak sanggup
currently feeling: pening kepala kpd suatu permintaan.

++the super-rajin

occay its funny, my working hours is until 7pm, funny kan. huh. and normally, at 6pm, i've already given up reading/dsgning/listening/trying-to-do-some-work. penat oke! and ituhlah dia tuh, bukannye takde keje sebenonye, tapi, sbb dah malas nak buat keje, maka, dtglah keje2 tak berpekdah sebegini ghoper. huhu.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Has1fah!

1. Has1fah can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
2. Has1fah can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
3. If you kiss has1fah for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
4. Has1fah is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
5. Without has1fah, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
6. Has1fah is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
7. Has1fah once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
8. Only one person in two billion will live to be has1fah.
9. Has1fah cannot swim.
10. Has1fah was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!

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ngahahahahhahaha suke betol aku buat memende fani mcm ni. mmg la takde betolnye. tapi, sukesuke membuang mase ni mmg bes. i mean, has1fah can eat up to 4kilos of insect in one single nite the hell????? jgn kate makan, terpegang pon aku dah jerit satu kg pasir ambor ble dgr hoke =))
adui adui sukenyer memende tak berpekdah ni.. if yu kiss has1fah for 1 min, yu can burn up to 6/7 calories?? my god, tepaksele org2 gemok cion saye yer :"> *blushes*
tegolek2 tegelakkan has1fah is the only 7 wonders yg kekal? =))

and i found this too:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yance!

1. US gold coins used to say 'In yance we trust'.
2. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of yance!
3. Yance can smell some things up to six miles away.
4. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of yance every year.
5. If the annual Australian yance crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
6. Yance can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
7. Yance has 118 ridges around the edge.
8. Donald Duck's middle name is yance.
9. Yance is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than yance.
10. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from yance.

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yance can clean his ears with his tongue??? ouch ituh sahngat mentakotkan hokeyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

and yup, kawan2ku, aku dah search semua name korang and gelak goleng2 sa-org diri =))
1. yu burn more calories sleeping than yu do watching haliza =)) [eja, sadis ok!]
2. some hotels in las vegas has rohanizah floating in their swimming pools [pejadahhhhhhhh=))]
3. If you cut laily in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have. [hohoho power minah nih!]
4. The average duration of sexual intercourse for siti suraya is two minutes. [woups sue.. aku gelak bley? ko jgn bengkeng2 ya. rakos giler!]
5. imah punyer paling bes =)) Fatimah has a bifurcated penis. =)) Every day in the UK, four people die putting fatimah on!=)) Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and fatimah are all berries. =))

byk lagi nih, semua org aku try. ah try ah sendiri. layankan aje time2 boring.

*i changed all the 'i' s in my name to '1' for security reason.

currently listening to: fall out boy - dance dance
currently feeling: lapar walopon makan 2 bongkos nasi lemak :-"